Charlie

As per incident, Charlie is featured here. I hope he's happy--he seems to be sitting next to me. (I asked him! He said “yes”! He also says that he wants your money. And anything you can give him. Or her. Or it. Or Ž̸̼̯͕͕̱̲̲̲̖̻͕̯̯͌ͦ͑̌̄̓͆̈̓̑́̃̅͑͊̚͝a̸̛̮͔̗̮̝̳̳̣͐̐͌̅͒̾̾ͭ̔͘͝l̵̵̝͇̰̰̦̮̻͍̯̝̯̣̪̮̠̒̇͊͌͒̓́̀͞ģ̻̜̳̯̗͕͕͋̓̅ͥ͑̑̽ͩͪͭ͛̾͊͋ͨ̽ͧ͗̓́͘ͅo̺͍̭͚͇̻͖͓ͥͨ̆͂̑ͪ̆̓͛ͮ̈̓̀̚̚͝).)

No offense to y'all who believe in him. I just find the notion a tad absurd, is all.